Amy Goes to Heck! ^_^

What are you doing, Amy?

Amy: "Oh, just recalling how far I've come... remember when you first created me?"

Amy Mistcould: Level 2 Novice Thaumaturge (Aug ??, 2013)

Yeah, that was like years ago! I had created a whole bunch of other wizards (including the first incarnation of Amber Rainbow, who was Balance) but you were my first Sailor Senshi Wizard, based on Sailor Mercury, and I was writing a whole bunch of Powerpoints about you. I had stopped when I got my new computer because it didn't have Powerpoint and the substitute was horrible.

Amy: "Ice AGAIN? Dang it!" :(

But look at you now! You've come so far...

Amy: "I had help, Chairman."

Chris Storycrafter: "BURN, YOU [CUT FOR CUSSING]!!!"

Yeah, with a lot of help and 1000 Crowns worth of henchs, but you got through to this part. You defeated a lot of Shadow Weavers. (Gliders: BANE OF MY EXISTENCE, CURSE THEIR BLADE-DESTROYING SPELLS!!!!)

 You took out quite a few bosses...

You can't see it but the screen is shaking like mad here.

Amy: "And I ran for my life when Morganthe appeared in the Calmac Library and brought it down around her ears! YIKES!!!"

Yeah, that was intense, but you were directed to a talking stone head...

Amy: "It was a long road, but the road to Khryalis is almost over... I'm about to go to the hereafter."

Normally, you'd think she was dying, but no, she's literally going to H-E-!-!...

Or more importantly, the Greek version.

Thanks, camera, for screwing up the epic moment. >_<

Yep, I finally got my first wizard to Level 90! Woo! ^_^

So you know what THAT means, don't you?

Now I know why they are called "HARPIES!" X_X

I finally get to see Tartarus, the final dungeon in Aquila! YAYSO!!! <^_^<

And not only did Tartarus open up, but so did the secret bosses in Mt. Olympus and Atlantea. We won't be doing them yet without a team of mooks.

Speaking of mooks, there are a LOT of them hanging around the Screaming Gate, so Amy managed to get in with some guys...

Amy: *blinks in confusion*

Well, that's a bad omen. :( (On the first turn!)

Needless to say, it was indeed a living nightmare, as we got lots of critical hits on the team, Noah got disconnected, Amy got lost trying to find her way to Charon and then Matthew forbade Amy from helping assemble Sstheno's urn. :(

Amy: "Ugh... really?"

Then Cerberus destroyed all of Amy's blades making her Lord of Winter do crud damage. Then the healer had to leave, so we were down to two people against Hades and his brothers and the only one left got slain after Amy did her second Lord - and she was doomed to Reshuffle, so she bailed.

Better luck next time, Amy! I mean, we can't all be robot hermits and ignore life. If it were that easy, then we wouldn't have war or food or toilets. Even now...

I have a confession: I was offered a position in an airport and I have to start working there to get an actual paycheck, no more borrowing money. It will require me to wear a uniform and be on my feet for four hours straight five days a week. Which means I won't be able to play Wizard101 24/7 anymore. It's a necessity to get more money in hopes of getting back my PS3 and getting a PS Vita as well as more Crowns. So, sadly, I won't be able to update as often soon. Life is funny like that.

Oh well, I'll just have to log back in after I have supper. Hopefully I'll find a group who won't bail on Amy the next time. Happy rise to Promethean anyways, Ames!

Sour grapes: Even if I did beat Hades and his brothers solo(which is impossible to do), he would have dropped a great hat that Amy would be forced to wear, removing her nice hair as I don't have any Crowns to stitch it with. I have to ride the bus to Gamestop to get her time extended as the pre-paid time is due to run out soon, then I have to get more Crowns for her to stitch the hat. Ugh.

(Also, I have done a few quests with the lesser Chris Wizards to get them some experience. It'll be a while before I get back to them as I have to fight a lot of mobs.)